Howdy, Partner! (Ode To A Spammer)

jennifer Benson, I fear for you
casting your line so randomly
and so innocently (no doubt)
into the dark void of the internet
in hopes of a tender response from
an honest partner for friendship.

How can you know me so well?

It's what we all seek, muchacha
and I do wish you well, but for today
I will maintain a respectful
though not unsympathetic distance
and you need not trouble yourself
to send that photo.

Your open heart
your honest plea
made quiet an impression on me.

Drop me a line when you
make your first million, that is
if you haven't already...